FRIDAY NOVEMBER 2, 2018 3:00 PM MST.. Phoenix. I know when I’m beat— the phones I
could work around, the total loss of the internet this afternoon I can not. I had to drive to the Valley
to send this. No pity party for me, I had to come to Scottsdale for a doctor’s appointment anyway.
I have no reason to believe the internet will be back up by show time, so I’ve asked Brian Wilson
to reschedule— as soon as I have a date, I’ll let you know. I can’t fathom not having internet
service by next week (and I don’t want to fathom it, either). So as far as I’m concerned, we’re a go
for next Friday and Carol Ford in studio!
One request: please start voting by email now for this year’s list of the World’s Worst Hit Records.
Click here. I will receive these emails, no matter how far I have to drive to see them. Apologies on
behalf of the state of broadband in rural America.
FRIDAY NOVEMBER 2, 2018 1:30 AM MST Well I’ve done it now. I’ve managed to completely
confuse the ATA containing the hunt group. If you need an English translation, I’ll bottom line it— I
screwed up the phones— I know how to fix them but I won’t have time to do it before tonight’s show.
Gotta go to the doctor in Scottsdale and should make it back in time to talk to you. But all is not
lost. Brian Wilson is going to join me. The top 40 morning man turned talk show host turned
author has just written “50 Stories, 50 years in radio” and I’ve had a wonderful time reading it this
week. Brian warned me I was in the book, and he wondered whether I’d want to put off the
interview until after I read it. Not a chance said I, though I must admit to a subtle wash of relief all
over when I discovered I was only in the credits. Twice. More than enough considering the dubious
nature of some of the players in these 50 stories. I can promise you one thing— reading the book
will make you laugh. Get a copy from Amazon here.
Time is not on my side today. The voting begins on this year’s tally of the World’s Worst Hit
Records and you can’t call in (unless I find time before the show to fix the mess I’ve made). But
you can email your choices here— and I hope you will.
Next week, Carol Ford joins me in studio for the whole show. I know you won’t want to miss that.
We’ll find out what her choices are for the World’s Worst Hit Records, and talk to you about yours,
among a plethora of other things. So between now and then, vote early and vote often. Kinda like
the midterm election, only a lot more fun.
Talk to you tonight— and apologies in advance that you probably won’t be able to talk back.
FRIDAY OCTOBER 26, 2018 9:30 PM MST Trivia question? Not one guess. We’ll save it for
next week. Speaking of next week, halloween is coming up. (And daylight savings is ending, but
not for a couple more Friday Nights.) Voting on the World’s Worst Hit Records opens next Friday
night. Downloads are up, stream is on, and I’m gone, with every expectation of returning next
week at 7 PM MST.
FRIDAY OCTOBER 19 9:30 PM MST Apologies for it being so long. Glad some of you were
around to hear the live show tonight. If you missed it, here’s the trivia question (and answer).
These days there’s warnings about everything anyone could possibly put in their mouth. But it’s
nothing recent. The first time Americans were warned about this was in 1888. The New York Times
thought it could be the downfall of civilization. And as the roaring 20s came to an end, the
government concurred. What was it that worried them? Cigarettes. In 1929, the surgeon general
told the senate that cigarettes were particularly bad for women, causing nervousness, insomnia and
other assorted maladies, lowering the physical tone of the Nation. The New York Times was
probably more focused on the distaste of the habit, claiming if it caught on big it would be the ruin of
the republic. Downloads are up, stream is on, and I’m gone, with every expectation of returning
next week at 7 PM MST.
FRIDAY OCTOBER 12, 2018 5:00 PM… I’m back and ready to roll— all least I was until about an
hour ago. I had to say goodbye to Cleo, the last of our Bernese Mountain Dogs, and I wasn’t given
the opportunity to be with her when she crossed the rainbow bridge. That's the hardest part. I’m
counting several things— on Cleo being in a much better place already— on me being in a much
better place next Friday night— and with any luck, as it’ll be three weeks since a live show-- on you
to remember to listen and call. Apologies for bowing out tonight.
FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 28, 2018 5:00 PM MST.. No live show tonight. I had planned to do it
against all odds because next week, I’ve got a scheduled week off (Friday October 5th) and I didn’t
want to take two weeks in a row, but fate intervened (or something like it) and that means that their
will be a two week hiatus on the live show. But it will return (along with me), so here’s hoping to talk
to you live on Friday October 12th! This will give everyone time to compile updates. I expect to
hear from all the usual suspects including Bob who has been missing in action these past few
weeks. I’m counting on his absence being because he was too busy with something better to do
than call, and that he’ll have a full report upon my return. My gratitude to Carol Ford for all the
great show prep. I’ll save it. The dead will remain so until we get together again to remember them
on October 12th (and indefinitely after that too, come to think of it).
FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 21, 2018 9:30 PM MST A fine night of gossip and worthless knowledge. If
you’ve been wondering just what is going on in Pahrump, you’ll want to check out Soroya’s live
podcast at TheBartcast.com tomorrow at 5 PM ET (If you miss it, the replays will be there).
Expiring minds want to know. Trivia question? This well known large retailer was originally going to
open as “Pants and Discs”. The night before the sign was to be painted, a change was made. Now
we all know it as something else. What is the retailers name? The Gap. It opened in San
Francisco in 1969, selling pants and records, hence the idea, Pants and Discs. The owner’s wife
nixed it at the last moment, choosing instead The Gap to capitalize on the generation gap, in
widespread use. The replay of tonight’s show is streaming, the download is up, and I expect I’ll be
talking to you live again next Friday night at 7 MST.
FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 14, 2018 8:45 PM… We’ll save the trivia question for next week. If you
missed the show, you can hear it on the stream or download it from the replays. Talk to you next
FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 7, 2018 6:50 PM PST.. As usual, I waited until the last minute to call it
quits— no live show tonight, you have my apologies and best efforts for a live show next Friday.
Thanks for understanding.
FRIDAY AUGUST 31, 2018 9:10 PM MST… This very common word in the English language
came into use in 1873. Actually it was 9 years earlier that women prisoners were quoted in a book
on them as using it to refer to an apparel item, and in under a decade it really caught on. What
word? Sneakers, which appeared in 1873 in an advertisement by a department store, 9 years after
“Female Life In Prison” came out, quoting the gals as referring to the rubber soled shoes warn by
correction officers as “sneaks”. Downloads are up, stream is on, and we’ll most likely talk live next
Friday at 7 PM MST… But before I go, gotta get you a link to Soroya’s podcast. You can listen to
the first two, right here. ! Happy Labor Day, Monday.
FRIDAY AUGUST 24, 2018 10:30 PM MST… Tonight’s trivia question? You had a one in 50
chance of getting it right and no one did. Plenty of guesses, though. What state has the highest
percentage of Playboy Magazine readers per capita? Iowa. Lowest? Mississippi. That’s
according to the New York Times, which crunched the numbers 13 years ago. Haven’t heard of an
update since then. They’re probably too busy reading. Downloads are up, Stream is on, and I’m
gone— til next Friday when we’ll have another live show. Thanks to everyone who asked— Jon is
fine. The scorpion sting was beyond awful for 24 hours, then it quickly abated to nothing. We
found the critter. And confirmed what I suspected: bark scorpion. But now, dead scorpion. We’re
watching for his or her offspring.
SUNDAY AUGUST 12, 2018 4:20 PM MST… Sorry to say, I left without uploading the show file. I
will do that as soon as I get back (next weekend). It will be under “Downloads”. The stream
meanwhile will continue to play the previous show (which was my plan all along— see post below,
but I hadn’t planned on completely forgetting to do the upload, then again I hadn’t planned on what
you’re about to read, either— Jon’s almost fine now, btw. It was indeed a scorpion, a bark
scorpion... the kind you don’t want to encounter, but around here usually do). I did save the show,
however, and it will be there. It’ll just take a week. Talk to you live on the 24th!
FRIDAY AUGUST 10, 2018 10:30 PM MST… Sorry for the delay in posting this. Right after the
show Jon was stung by what we are pretty certain was a scorpion. He’s on his way to the
emergency room now. I’m sure he’ll be fine, but his symptoms are sufficiently alarming him that he
feels someone with more letters after their name than me should tell him that. So off he went. I put
the download up (click on Downloads on the above menu bar to access it) but I left the stream
alone since last week’s show has become one of my most requested— who knew? Got a couple
emails asking me to leave it for a while, and so I will. There’s no live show next week, but we’ll be
back on the 24th, looking forward to talking to you.
Congrats to Kimberly from Kansas City who knew the trivia answer: In Iran and Saudia Arabia, this
is required. In turkey, Tunisia and Singapore it’s prohibited. What is it? The headscarf. Kimberly
thought it might be a hijab as opposed to a burqa, but good enough as the source didn’t elaborate.
(After I got off the air, I decided to look it up. Apparently the laws didn’t elaborate either— but since
the question was written (around 2010), things have changed somewhat in both Tunisia and Turkey.
It’s now allowed to wear a headscarf (hijab or burqa) in both countries, but it’s seen as a class
distinction. Rarely do upper class women choose to don them. Now I know. And you do too.)
FRIDAY AUGUST 3, 2018 10:30 PM MST… We’ll save out trivia question for next week since
we had no takers, but we did have fun with plenty of stories. Steve Bryant was a riot. We
swapped porno tales. Soroya updated us on the Art Bell/Heather Wade/Bellgab-Ellgab soap opera,
and told us about the new podcast she started. You can hear it for yourself here. And we played 7
questions with Jerry (he asked ‘em) and if I have anything to say about it, he’ll delete my wiki profile
rather than fixing it, but now he knows —and so do you, if you were listening, or if you will be
listening to the stream or the download. Both are up. Talk to you next week.
FRIDAY JULY 27, 2018 9:30 PM MST… We had a lunar eclipse earlier tonight— the longest one
we’ll see (or not see, depending on where you are) this century. Best place for viewing— Ethiopia.
Astrologers say it lasted 103 minutes— but looking at it, the effects were said to be evident for over
6 hours. It’s not the end of the world as we know it, and depending on which astrologer you
consult, it can foretell various events ranging the spectrum of great to downright awful. Mars was a
player in it (and the same configuration involving Mars won’t occur for another 25,000 years), so
was Uranus, the ruler of the unexpected.
As for the expected— Trivia Question: Residents of what American city spend the most money on
reading materials every year?.. San Francisco. But even they aren’t reading a lot. $266 bucks for
books and such a year. The average figure across America is $144.
Kyle (of Radio Racket fame) and his cohosts are doing a live show Saturday from 5 to 9 PM EDT..
if you’re a radio fan, you might want to join in the fun at www.Talk500.net
Downloads are up, stream is on, and I’m gone til next Friday at 7 MST.
FRIDAY JULY 20, 2019 10:30 PM MST… Trivia question tonight: No matter what time, or
where, you’ll find people doing this. Throughout the world, people are more likely to do it around 5
PM. Japan is the lone exception where most people do it in the middle of the night, but that’s
probably for economic rather than cultural reasons, so discount that, and concentrate on what
people are doing throughout the world at 5 PM, more than at other times. What are they doing?
Internet searches. Google mostly. Google now processes over 40,000 searches a second (over
68,000 when I checked earlier), 3.5 billion a day, and over 1.2 trillion a year worldwide. Google was
processing 200 million searches a day in 2004 when it announced its IPO. When it was founded in
1998, it was doing 10,000 searches a day. Downloads are up, Stream is on, and I’m gone— til
next Friday when we’ll have another live show.
FRIDAY THE 13th OF JULY 2018 10 PM MST… Stream is on, download is up, and if you missed
last week’s download, it’s there now. More Rollye than you’ll probably want to hear, but it’s all there
for those gluttons of punishment reading this. Trivia question? 8% of college students do this
socially unacceptable thing regularly. What’s interesting is that 13% of adults do it all the time, and
64% of adults do it occasionally. Do what? Curse when they talk. Most adults do it to express
anger or frustration, a few claim to rely on it when expressing surprise. And most likely 90% of the
college students are lying, but no stats on that. Talk to you next week.
TUESDAY JULY 10, 2018 10:30 PM MST… Short show last Friday— but about an hour and a half.
Maybe you heard it live.. or on the stream which I uploaded immediately. As for the download or a
note on this site, embarrassed to say I forgot all about it. I’ve rectified that now, so click on
downloads on the above nav bar if you’re so motivated. Otherwise, I’ll talk to you live on Friday
night. We’ll save the trivia question for you.
FRIDAY JUNE 29, 2018 10:20 PM MST.. We managed to not only do a show, but do one for 3
hours. That’s thanks to all your calls. You were the stars. The trivia question was a holdover from
June 16th, when the show was abbreviated due to my stupidity. And it went fairly quickly— not as
quickly as it did on the 16th, when just after the show I heard from David and Lisa who survived
listening in a third world country, ok— Detroit, to email with the correct response. So what was the
question? Wealthy industrialist Andrew Carnegie donated a fortune over his lifetime. His
philosophy was, to die rich is to die disgraced, so he funded a lot of things including 2500 of these.
What? Libraries. To be exact, his money constructed 2509 libraries across the US and around the
world. Downloads are up, replay stream is on, and it’s even the right show. I hope. Talk to you
next week. I really hope.
FRIDAY JUNE 22, 2018 6:30 PM MST.. Sorry to say, no live show tonight. I was planning on
doing one but Jon just assessed me (OK, he said, ‘I think you’re dying,’ which I am not) and has
determined I am not show worthy. My protest that I screwed up last week and therefore must
soldier on went unheard. I guess it’s telling that I was too weak to protest. So, with no promises
this time, we’ll try this again next week. Thank you for your understanding. Carry on with
something enjoyable and I’ll be with you in spirit.
FRIDAY JUNE 15, 2018 7:35 PM MST… My track record for screwing up is nothing, if not
consistent. Rollye strikes again. There was a show, but no callers— or so I thought so I hung it up
after 15 minutes, only to discover that the phones weren’t live even though I had every reason to
believe they were. I’ll spare you further explanation and look forward to talking with you next Friday
night. Thanks to those hearty souls who emailed that they tried to call. I’ll save the trivia question for
WEDNESDAY JUNE 13, 2018 The Crack of Noon, MST… Apologies for uploading the wrong file
for Friday night’s replay. More apologies for taking so long to correct it. It wasn’t for a lack of trying,
but I’ll spare you the details and say all’s well now— on the download and the stream. Talk to you
FRIDAY JUNE 8, 2018 11:30 PM MST Wars have always been a part of human history, and
they’ve been fought for all sorts of reasons— often religion. But it wasn’t until 1969 that a war
between two countries was fought over this. It happened in Central America and it may not have
been an official war, but at least three thousand people were killed in a few days over this. What?
Soccer. On June 8, 1969, Honduras beat El Salvador. The night before, Honduran fans surrounded
the hotel where the El Salvador team was staying, intentionally making a racket so they couldn’t
sleep. The El Salvadorans retailed when the series returned to their country. Afraid of violence, the
Honduran team showed up in armored cars. But when a dirty dishtowel was hung in place of the
Honduran flag and hundreds of visiting fans were beaten by El Salvadorans, the Soccer War broke
out in earnest. It took a while, but the download is up, the podcasts are out (for both of you who
can get them), the stream is on, and I’m gone. Talk to you next Friday at 7 PM MST.
FRIDAY JUNE 1, 2018 6:56 PM MST… I waited until the last second hoping for a better outcome.
The good news is the phones are fixed. The bad news is I’m not. So to speak. But hopefully we’ll
talk live next Friday night.
FRIDAY MAY 26, 2018 9:30 PM MST In 2002, African soccer teams were prohibited from doing
this to improve performance. What? They were officially prohibited from using the services of a
witch doctor. Previously they not only were doing it, but doing it very successfully. One game,
where the juju man rubbed a concoction on the goal posts led to the other team not scoring for a
record 448 minutes. That led Maui in a 2001 contest, to stop Cameroon from practicing before a
critical game due to fear that the Cameroon witch doctor would cast a spell. Something had to be
done, and in 2002, it was. No more witch doctors. The download is up, the podcasts are out
(assuming you’re one of the few who can get them), the stream is on, and I’m gone. Talk to you
next Friday at 7 PM MST.
FRIDAY MAY 18, 2018 6:50 PM MST… No live show tonight. Sorry for the late notice. I thought
I’d be well enough to do it, but my body has other plans. None to worry, I will be back live next
Friday night to kick off Memorial Day weekend, even if I have to do it laying down.
FRIDAY MAY 11, 2018 9:30 PM So we held our trivia question over from last week— George from
Pennsylvania got it right: At the FBI, the 1960s were a hotbed for cultural investigations. One such
investigation lasted more than a year before the Bureau admitted defeat. With no proof of anything,
they quietly closed it, after publicly opening it. What were they investigating? Whether there were
dirty words in Louie Louie by the Kingsmen. Parents had been complaining. FBI audiologists were
tasked. Their memo reported they played the record at various speeds but none helped to
determine what was sung. Their conclusion in 1964 was “‘Louie Louie is uninteilliglbe at any
speed.” Amazing they didn’t go to the source— the original version by Richard Berry, which is easy
to decipher. That lapse alone makes you wonder about their investigating tactics toward things that
really matter. Speaking of things that don’t… Downloads are up, stream is on, and I’m gone til next
Friday evening at 7 Mountain Standard Time.
FRIDAY MAY 4, 2018 9:30 PM MST Last week’s trivia question that we were going to save for this
week, was answered immediately after the show online by David & Lisa in Windsor. If you missed it,
or are wondering… These days every US president has one. The last president without one was
Harry Truman. What is it? A college degree. We did have a trivia question tonight, and unless
someone answers by email before I’m done typing this, we’ll save it for next week too. I did
manage to capture the show, it is on the stream. The download is up, and the podcasts are out
(assuming you’re one of the few who can get them). Talk to you next Friday at 7 PM MST.
MONDAY APRIL 30, 2018 11:00 PM MST I got an email from L Burk with a capture of Friday
night’s show. L had a hunch that the show was lost on purpose, but so much for hunches. It truly
was inadvertent. I have no shame. These shows are all about the same. It’s good to talk with the
hearty souls still interested in calling, and I’m astounded with the amount of you still listening to
replays— but I have to laugh (or cringe) when I get emails that the show has deteriorated and is not
what it once was on XM (or before). It’s not meant to be. The show is in a holding pattern until I
determine whether I’ll ever find time to mount a serious effort. So for now, I just remember (most of
the time) to turn on the mic at 7 on Fridays (Mountain Standard Time, the translation of which varies
due to daylight savings depending on where you are). Listen at your own risk. As to how much
you’ll like it, your experience may vary. Meanwhile, thanks to L, last Friday night’s show is on the
stream and available for download. I’ll assume you know how to hear it.
FRIDAY APRIL 27, 2018 9:30 PM MST This is the first time in a while I’ve done it, but sorry to say,
I didn’t capture the show. Not one word of it. No excuses, just apologies. We’ll hold our trivia
question over for next week, and will talk to you next Friday at 7PM Mountain Standard Time.
FRIDAY APRIL 20, 2018 9:30 PM MST… I’m back. Apologies for not giving you a link to the last
show (April 6th). It’s there now along with this on. Click on downloads above.. Good to hear from
many of you. Thank you. Triva? Every day around the world this happens to over 27,000
travelers. What? Airlines lose their luggage. 98 percent of the bags are found within 5 days, but
when they’re not, the airlines’ liability is limited to $1,400 per bag— no matter what you packed in it.
Bob in Memphis got it on the first guess.
We all feel the loss of Art Bell— for him, it’s got to be a relief— his suffering from COPD is
blessedly over. But selfishly, we all wish he would have been amongst us for at least another
decade. Even though he was not doing shows anymore, his presence reminded us that overnight
radio could be great. Needless to say, there’s no current indication of that. As for the future of
Midnight In The Desert, or the plans that his widow Airyn has for her family, we have no clue. But
recently one of Art’s closest friends and long time supporters, Bob Crane, set up a fund for his
daughter Asia’s future. He’s donating a dollar from every “I Love Radio” teeshirt purchased at
CCrane. Asia designed the logo! Art was proud, and you’ll wear it proudly You can order one for
men here, and for women here. Tell them Rollye sent ya.
Too many passings this week— one which hardly received any attention at all was Chuck Harder.
Chuck, a conspiratorial talk show host before Alex Jones was out of diapers, originated For The
People, broadcasting for awhile from the Telford Hotel in Florida, which he bought in the 1980s. He
was quite the character— and sadly it appears that virtually no one remembers him enough to
notice he’s no longer with us either. He’ll be missed by the few of us who do recall many years of
entertainment and education.
Downloads are up, Stream is on, Podcasts are out for both of you who get them— and I’m gone—
til Friday the 20th. Have fun but stay safe on Friday the 13th.
FRIDAY APRIL 6, 2018 9:30 PM MST… Great to hear from so many of you tonight— including
some new voices. Thank you. Triva? According to the Daily News, in New York, this is most likely
to happen on Saturday. What? Murder. More homicides on Saturdays statistically than any other
day. Downloads are up, Stream is on, Podcasts are out for both of you who get them— and I’m
gone— til Friday the 20th. Have fun but stay safe on Friday the 13th.
FRIDAY MARCH 30, 2018 9:30 PM MST It takes the average American 30 minutes to do this. But
it takes the White House eight hours. What is it? Mow the grass. Talk to you next Friday at 7
MST. Downloads up, stream on and I’m gone. Don’t forget, we don’t have Daylight Time in
Arizona, so the show probably starts an hour later wherever you are.
FRIDAY MARCH 23, 2018 9:30 PM MST In America, per capita, more of these professionals are
found in Massachusetts than any other state. Fewer of them are found in Mississippi than
anywhere else. Who are these professionals? Psychiatrists. There are 32 per every 100,000
people in Massachusetts and six per 100,000 in Miss. Downloads up, stream on and I’m gone.
Talk to you next Friday at 7 MST. Remember Daylight Savings makes the show start an hour later
(unless you’re in Arizona where nothing changes).
FRIDAY MARCH 16, 2018 9:30 PM MST Have a telephone? Then almost certainly you’ve
encountered this. Bets are you don’t like it much, either. Nothing you can do about it. Except in
Saudi Arabia where it’s been banned. Yes, illegal do do something there that’s common practice
just about everywhere else. What is it? Music on hold. Islamic courts banned it several years
ago. Downloads up, stream on and I’m gone. Talk to you next Friday at 7 MST.
FRIDAY MARCH 9, 2018 9:30 PM MST We rely on the US Mail for a lot of things. But usually not
this. I don’t know how many people have tried, but there are two instances on record in the 20th
century when they successfully did it. What did they mail? People. The parents of a 5 year old in
Idaho paid fifty cents in 1914 to have their daughter mailed from Grangeville to Lewiston. And as
reported in the Chicago Tribune on October 10, 2000, a 28 year old midget mailed himself from
New York to Los Angeles paying $68.15 in postage. (No word on whether that account was current
as of the publishing date.) Downloads up, stream on and I’m gone. Talk to you next Friday at 7
MST. NOTE: There’s probably a daylight savings change for you on Sunday. There isn’t for us in
Arizona. So next week the show will start an hour later than it did tonight. 10 PM EDT, 9 PM CDT,
8 PM MDT, 7 PM PDT.
FRIDAY MARCH 9, 2018 6:30 PM MST.. Live show in 30 minutes. No screener though, so let it
keep ringing until I can get to your call. Talk to you soon.
FRIDAY MARCH 2, 2018 6:00 PM -- No show tonight. I have every intention of being live next
week (of course I had every intention of doing the show tonight-- but it'll give me a week to feel a lot
better). My apologies.
FRIDAY FEBRUARY 2, 2018 9:30 PM MST 9 out of 10 American kids will do this at least once
next month. Do what? Eat at McDonalds (according to an article in US News and World Report).
Downloads up, stream on and I’m gone. Talk to you next Friday at 7 MST.
FRIDAY FEBRUARY 16, 2018 9:30 PM MST What is the largest man-made structure in the world?
A garbage dump. The Fresh Kills landfill on Staten Island, which closed in 2001 is 20 times the
size of the Great Pyramid. In 1991, it over took the Great Wall of China as the largest man-made
object on earth. Though no longer used, it still is the source of 2% of the world’s man-made
methane. Downloads up, stream on and I’m gone. Talk to you next Friday at 7 MST.
FRIDAY FEBRUARY 9, 2018 9:30 PM MST On the average night in America, 2.5 million of us are
doing this. Doing what? Sleeping in a hotel room. You know the rest: Download’s up, Stream’s on
and I’m gone til next Friday at 7 PM MST.
FRIDAY FEBRUARY 2, 2018 9:30 PM MST At the height of his popularity, everyone wanted to
interview Frank Sinatra, and every imaginable question was raised. In the 1950s, he told one
magazine that he attributed this to his prowess in the bedroom— and he did it just before each one
of his sexual escapades. Did what? Ate a bowl of Wheaties, which he claimed made him “the
Tarzan of the boudoir.” (as reported in Hollywood Confidential in 1956) You know the rest:
Download’s up, Stream’s on and I’m gone til next Friday at 7 PM MST.
FRIDAY JANUARY 26, 2018 9:30 PM Department stores employ a lot of people to do a lot of
things. But the first time a department store worker was asked to handle this now common task
was in 1890. What task? Appear as Santa Claus— to the delight of kids who came face to face
with him for the first time in Brockton, MA. Download’s up, Stream’s on and I’m gone til next Friday
at 7 PM MST.
FRIDAY JANUARY 19, 2018 9:30 PM Only two states— Vermont and Virginia allow residents to
shoot at this living thing anytime, without repercussion. Show at what? Fish. Some call it
unsportsmanlike, and several efforts have been made unsuccessfully to ban the practice, but be it
pistols, revolvers, shotguns or even the occasional AK-47, it’s perfectly legal to shoot fish in
Vermont and Virginia. The object is to shoot just in front of the fish, causing a concussion that brings
the now dead but otherwise unmolested fish to the surface. Concussion? They probably die of
fright. Downloads or up, podcasts are out (for both of you who can get them), stream is on and I’m
gone til next week at 7 PM MT.
FRIDAY JANUARY 12, 2018 9:30 PM 4 out of 10 drivers say they’ve done this while driving.
Done what? Given another driver the finger. What’s the top 3 in most infuriating driving behavior:
slow drivers in the fast lane, abrupt lane changing, and tailgating. Downloads are up, stream is on,
and I’m gone. Talk to you next Friday night at 7 MT.
FRIDAY JANUARY 5, 2018 9:30 PM Virtually all Americans own at least one— the average
American owns nine. But on a regular basis, they use five. What is it? Jeans —according to
Women’s Wear Daily in 2004, which adds that the average American also owns four pairs of denim
shorts and two denim shirts. Downloads are up, stream is on, and I’m gone. Talk to you next
Friday night at 7 MT.
FRIDAY DECEMBER 29, 2017 9:30 PM This American company started selling soap as their main
product over 100 years ago. Then they dropped soap and started selling baking powder as their
primary business. But that didn’t last either. The next choice however was a winner, and everyone
today knows their name and associates it with the third product they chose to sell— which is a
winner to this day. From soap to baking soda to what? Extra credit if you can name the company.
Chewing gum. Wrigley’s. I will do my darkest to get the downloads up and the podcasts out
tonight. (Again, apologies for the delay in the Steve Bryant Christmas show which is now
But what about New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day? You’re on your own. Partly because I’m
feeling less than stellar (ok, in truth, pretty terrible), but partly after judging how few of you were
around to hear the World’s Worst Hit Record countdown on Christmas eve, leading me to believe
there’s no hope of throngs waiting to hear me on New Year’s Eve. (And that’s a good thing—
hopefully all of you had something much better to do last week, and will again this week.) So.. til
next Friday night— that’s a wrap.
FRIDAY DECEMBER 29, 2017 6:30 PM MT... I can't believe I forgot to up loade the podcast (for
both of you who can access it) and put up the download (for everyone else) of Christmas Night's
show with Steve Bryant. It’s become tradition that Steve join me on Christmas night, and I’m
grateful for his talent and generosity. If you haven’t already, check out his youtube channel here.
The stream’s been replaying the show all week, but now it’s available as a download in perpetuity.
(Just click on "downloads" on the above nav bar.)
SUNDAY CHRISTMAS EVE 8:30 PM MT… We had some fun while everyone else frolicked (or
refrained from same, depending on the particulars) and counted down the World's Worst Hit
Records, 2017 edition, as voted entirely by you. If you missed it, the download is up and the stream
is currently replaying it. We embellished the list significantly but boiling it down, here's the top 10:
10. Christmas Shoes - NewSong
I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston
8 (tie). My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
7. Brand New Key - Melanie
6. Chica Boom - Daddy Dew Drop
5. Last Game Of The Season - David Gates
4. Jungle Fever - Chakackas
3. Achy Breaky Heart -Billy Ray Cyrus
2. Honey - Bobby Goldsboro
1. Elvira - Oak Ridge Boys
Tomorrow on Christmas night, Steve Bryant joins me live at 7 PM MT. We'd love to hear from you
by phone, but either way, we'll keep you company.
FRIDAY DECEMBER 22, 2017 10:30 PM MST… The voting officially closes at midnight— but the
results of The World’s Worst Hit Records 2017 will be revealed live Christmas eve at 7 MST.
Christmas Night, as has become tradition, we’ll be joined by Steve Bryant. Hope to have you
listening and calling.
FRIDAY DECEMBER 15, 2017 9:30 PM In 1915, there were 27 million of these in America. 90
years later, in 2005, there were less than 7 million. What are they? Horses. Vote on the World’s
Worst Hit Records through next Friday night. Call the show, or email here. We’ll have the reveal
and countdown on the Christmas Eve show Sunday December 24th. And we’ll be live on Christmas
night, with Steve Bryant joining us, as has become tradition. Downloads are up, podcasts are out
(for both of you who seem to be able to get it, that is), stream is on, and I’m gone until next Friday, 7
FRIDAY DECEMBER 8, 2017 9:30 PM We'll hold the trivia question over for another week.
Meanwhile, voting on the World’s Worst Hits continues through Friday night December 22nd.
Downloads are up. Stream is on. Talk to you next Friday, Dec. 15th at 7 PM MST.
FRIDAY DECEMBER 1, 2017 Voting on the World’s Worst Hits will continue through Friday night
December 22nd. We’ll have the reveal and countdown on the Christmas Eve show Sunday
December 24th. And we’ll also be live on Christmas night, with Steve Bryant joining us, as has
become tradition. Now for this week’s trivia question:
We think of Donald Trump as being the first non-political figure to run for, and win, the presidency—
but the idea of recruiting someone from outside the usual political figures dates back at least to
1968, when both major parties, democrat and republican were considering recruiting this public
figure as vice president. Richard Nixon went so far as to do a background check on him, but
everyone knew all about the guy, from his legendary status outside of politics. Who were both
parties considering? Vince Lombardi, coach of the Green Bay Packers, known for his leadership
skills. Nixon found out he was a Kennedy Democrat, though Lombardi’s wife thought he was a
Downloads are up, podcasts are out (for both of you who seem to be able to get it, that is), stream
is on, and I’m gone until next Friday, Dec. 8th at 7 PM MST.
FRIDAY NOVEMBER 10, 2017 In china there are 12745 people to every one of these. in Japan
there are 6737 people for every one. In the US, there are 274 people for every one. One what?
Lawyers. And in Israel, it’s even lower— 1 lawyer for every 225 people. Hopefully by the time you
read this, the graphics will be back on the website. (If you’re reading this at all, I know I’m half way
there.) Podcasts sent to both of you who can get them, Downloads up, Stream on… and I’m gone til
Friday after next— or maybe the Friday after that. I’ll keep you posted.
FRIDAY NOVEMBER 3, 2017 Some things are more likely to happen in certain months— like
June and weddings. But oddly enough, and I can’t fathom why, Americans do this more in August
than any other month. Do what? Eat out. According to the National Restaurant Association, more
of us eat out in August than any other month. And year round, more of us eat out on Saturday than
any other day. Halloween has passed, but the voting is just beginning. Weigh in on the World’s
Worst Hit Records. Call in at 610-640-6400, or email me here. Results will be divulged around
December 1st. (Usually it’s November but I’ve got something coming up later this month that I can’t
miss. Details not forthcoming.) Podcasts sent to both of you who can get them, Downloads up,
Stream on… and I’m gone til next Friday at 7 MST. Talk to you then.
FRIDAY OCTOBER 27, 2017 10:30 PM MST... I promised RJ some links to instrumental versions
of Candy Girl. Here is the Bob Crewe Orchestra. And here is Charlie Calello’s take (he arranged
the 4 Seasons hit). Now for the trivia question: This year there are over 1800 billionaires world
wide. in 1985, there were only 13. 20 years after that in 2005, there were 691 billionaires world
wide. Of those 691 billionaires in 2005, 388 were self made. Some shared other traits too. In fact,
18 of them shared this dubious distinction. It was not the kind of thing the average person would
associate with great wealth. What did those 18 billionaires have in common? They were all high
school drop outs. That included Richard Branson, Kirk Kerkorian, David Murdock (head of Dole
Foods), the late Carl Lindner (United Dairy, Chiquita Brands, Cincinnati Reds), Downloads up,
Stream on, I’m gone til next Friday at 7 MST. Talk to you then.
FRIDAY OCTOBER 27, 2017 4:00 PM MST... This is for RJ in New York (click here to see the
video I'm discussing.) If you’re thinking, I'm watching a1980 promotional clip, but these look like
1956 pictures, you’re probably correct. Here is the actual Pan Am promo from 1980, just after they
acquired National Airlines. I came across the video above while searching for something almost
unrelated. (Larry Santos wrote the 4 Seasons’ hit “Candy Girl”, and I’ve followed him ever since—
he’s the guy who did the musical jingle for the spots. Here’s another version that RJ and anyone
else into nostalgia will enjoy. Talk to you tonight at 7 (Pacific / 10 Eastern).
FRIDAY OCTOBER 20, 2017 It’s a good bet that any high schooler since the late 1950s has read
at least one of these books. There are a lot from which to choose. But amazingly, the guy credited
with writing all of them, never actually wrote any of them. Not even a word. But he became wealthy
from them nonetheless. What books? CliffsNotes. (Jack Cole had success with study guides
known as Cole’s Notes in Canada. He suggested to a college bookstore rep from Nebraska, Cliff
Hillegas, that the concept would do well in America. CliffNotes were born in 1958 with 16
Shakespeare study guides. So who writes them? The people who grade the papers that are
probably helped by them: teachers and professors.)
Downloads up, Stream on, I’m gone til next Friday at 7 MST. Talk to you then.
FRIDAY THE 13th OF OCTOBER 2017 10:00 PM MST… Gotta be the worst trivia question, but
you've got three different scenarios from which to choose: We all know about insane soccer fans
but nothing tops the antics of Far Easterners in 2002. One guy killed his wife, a woman broke off
her engagement and turned to prostitution, and another guy attempted suicide. Pick any one of the
three and tell me why. The wife was killed over trying to change the television channel during a
world cup match between Italy and Mexico. The woman used prostitution to raise funds to travel to
England to take David Beckham from his wife. And the would be suicide’s motive was, to
paraphrase from his note: ‘I intend to become a ghost to be able to help Korea win.’ He didn’t
succeed at killing himself. Whether his incessant chant of “Victory To Korea” while he was being
taken to the hospital was any help is debatable. South Korea did win, but the results are contested
to this day. This question could have been worse. I could have included another Japanese fan of
Beckham who checked into a hotel room where Beckham stayed so he could lick the toilet seats.
And now for something completely different… heck, anything would be completely different after
that.,, RIP Jimmy Beaumont and Bunny Sigler— both ends of Pennsylvania, but closer in
musical taste than you might imagine. We played some of both of them, and a bit of Ruby and the
Romantics too— no she didn’t die. Downloads are up, Stream is on-- I'm actually working on
reviving the Podcasts, but don't hold your breath. It won't be done in time for next Friday's show.
But I'll talk to you then.
SATURDAY OCTOBER 7, 2017 9:00 PM MST... Well, it wasn't my most elegant show but I lived to
talk about it. We'll hold the trivia question over for next week. Be thinking about it, since you've got
three scenarios to ponder: We all know about insane soccer fans but nothing tops the antics of Far
Easterners in 2002. One guy killed his wife, a woman broke off her engagement and turned to
prostitution, and another guy attempted suicide. Pick any one of the three and tell me why.
Downloads up, stream on, and with any luck, I'll talk to you Friday night at 7 (MST).
FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 29, 2017 9:00 PM MST… These days everything is dangerous. But as far
back as 1888 a newspaper warned us about this practice among citizens that could possibly lead
to the downfall of the republic. Decades later, in 1929, the warnings became even more dire and
almost official claiming among other things that it would lead women to nervousness, insomnia and
other ill effects, not to mention what it would do to the nation. What is it? Smoking Cigarettes On
June 10, 1929 the Surgeon General warned the Senate about smoking’s affect on women and the
possibility that cigarettes could lower the physical tone of the nation. But the New York Times went
farther, even earlier, reporting that this pernicious practice of smoking among adult Americans could
lead to the ruin of the republic.” Downloads up, stream on, and I’m gone— talk to you next Friday
night at 7 MST.
FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 22, 2017 9:00 PM MST… To combat cheating on judicial exams, South
Korea banned this. Banned what? Bathroom breaks during the exam. Buckets, plastic bags and a
convoluted device for women are in the back of the room, should anyone need to answer mother
nature’s call during the 3 hour exam. The Washington Post reported the addition of the ladies’
accommodation in 2002.
FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 15, 2017 9:00 PM MST… Trivia question: Presidential images are
everywhere, but only one US president’s picture ever adorned a bowling magazine. Which one?
Harry Truman. In 1947, his friends paid to have a bowling alley installed in the White House
basement for his 63rd birthday. Shortly thereafter, in June 1947, a picture of Truman bowling was
featured on the cover of the National Kegler, a magazine dedicated to the sport. (“Kegler” is the
medieval term for bowling, no matter how much it sounds like a pelvic exercise.)
Edric Floyd (Eddie Floyd’s son) needs your help. Read the story here, and donate if you can. Even
if you brown bag it for a day and contribute your lunch money, it’ll add up.
Download’s up. Stream’s on. I’m gone. Talk to you next Friday evening at 7 MST.
FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 8, 2017 9:00 PM MST… Manufacturers, producers and suppliers are
always doing research on their brands. Everything from how to improve the product to how to
distribute it is considered. For instance, about 25 years ago, one big brewery spent $130,000 to
find out this. Find out what? Whether beer could be brewed in space. German brewer Becks paid
NASA $130,000 to take a tube of its beer ingredient aboard the space shuttle to determine whether
beer produced in a weightless environment fermented faster and was less likely to produce a
Around the same time, a university in Denmark spent six months devising a way to get beer out of
kegs and into astronauts mouths in space. After some refinements they got the beer to flow
smoothly out of the keg only to float around aimlessly in space in golf ball-size bubbles.
Downloads up. Stream on. I’m gone— ’til next Friday at 7 MST
FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 1, 2017 9:00 PM MST… If you’re an American, odds are 7 in 10 you did
this last week (or during any week). Did what? Had an alcoholic drink. A 2003 survey showed 68%
of Americans had at least one alcoholic drink in the previous seven days. A decade earlier— the
that figure was only 42%. Downloads are up, Stream is on and I’m gone.
FRIDAY AUGUST 25, 2017 9:30 PM... Good thing we didn't get much action on tonight's trivia
question, as it turns out I gave you the wrong information about it. So we'll try again next week-- 7
PM Mountain STANDARD Time. Until then, downloads are up, stream is on and I'm gone.
FRIDAY AUGUST 18, 2017 9:00 PM MST… It’s a good bet we all do this, and most of us do it
often. But people in Japan do it more often than in any other nation. Do what? Watch television.
Japanese viewers spend 4 hours and 29 minutes a day in front of the set— four minutes longer
than the average American watches, according to Eurodata TV which compiles such stats.
Downloads are up, podcasts are out (to the limited places they may go), stream is on and I’m gone
for another week. Talk to you next Friday at 7, Mountain Standard Time.
FRIDAY AUGUST 11, 2017 9:15 PM.... Bob from Memphis got our trivia question! All he wins is
bragging rights, I'll bet you didn't know this: As of the year 2000, on average, American adults do
this 73 times a year, but the odds are that two out of three Americans actively dislike doing it at all.
What is it? Grocery shopping, according to the Detroit News, which notes that the 73 grocery
shopping trips in 2000 is down from 90 just a decade earlier. Downloads up, podcasts out, stream
on and I'm gone. Talk to you next Friday night.
FRIDAY JULY 28, 2017 9:00 PM MST… As reported in the Milwaukee Journal in 2003, according
to a recent study, this was the most integrated city in America. What city? Virginia Beach— and
the stats aren’t stellar. 38% of Virginia Beach residents live on a block that is at least 20% white
and 20% black— and as of 2003, that was the highest percentage? Sad but true. Downloads are
up. Podcasts are out (or not, depending on how you get them). Stream is on, and I’m gone. No
show next week. Going to Claude Hall’s memorial in Las Vegas next week. Back on Friday August
11th. Talk to you then!
FRIDAY JULY 21, 2017 9:30 PM MST... When we last left our trivia question, we gave you a few
hints. Even so, it took until Bob from Tennessee to get a right answer: It was 1922 that we saw the
first use of skywriting as an advertising vehicle. That was in the UK where British citizens saw
"Daily Mail" touting the well-read newspaper. It wasn't until six years later, in 1928, that US
residents saw their first skywritten advertisement. In 1928, New Yorkers were prompted to do this.
Do what? I'll take your calls next Friday at 7 PM MST.. until then, downloads are up, podcasts are
out, stream is on and I'm gone.
FRIDAY July 14, 2017 8:00 PM MST… Short show tonight. Calls kept digitizing out— not entirely
surprising as our broadband is weather affected (and affected by everything else as well, including
phase of the moon, near as I can tell). So we’ll hold our trivia question over for next week, giving
you more time to think about it: Advertising’s been around for eons, but it was in 1922 that we saw
the first use of this to advertise anything. First use of what? Radio has been ruled out (1919 for
that actually, if you count trades). So have Billboards. We’ll take your guesses next Friday at 7
Mountain Standard Time— until then, downloads are up, podcasts are out, stream is on, and I’m
FRIDAY JULY 14, 2017 4:45 PM MST... Air conditioning installation completed. Live show tonight
at 7 (MST & PDT - 10PM Eastern). Hope you'll join me. I've got a trivia question waiting for you.
The only unanswered question is whether we'll have power. Severe thunderstorms in the area. If
necessary, I can switch to a generator but that's more than my broadband provider can manage. So
if I go silent, you'll know why-- but so far, so good.
THURSDAY JULY 6, 2017 10:30 PM MST... No show tomorrow night. Same deal-- no air
conditioning. Whole system has to be replaced. Still over 100 degrees where I sit and type (in a
Phoenix hotel at 10:30 at night). Should be about 116 tomorrow. I doubt I'll leave the room. Word is
that everything should be back to what passes for normal for us early next week, so barring an
ICBM cresting the pole, I expect I'l be talking to you next Friday night.
FRIDAY JUNE 30, 2017 1:00 AM MST... No show tonight. Nothing awful has befallen me other
than no air conditioning again during triple digit temperatures. A miracle could happen, but most
likely no one will show up until after the July 4th break.. meaning I'm stuck in a hotel until then. And
I've tried to do a live show with hotel wifi before. That won't be happening again. Big time
apologies about the gap. Hope your holiday weekend is fun but otherwise uneventful. Looking
forward to talking with you next week.
FRIDAY JUNE 23, 2017 11:30 PM MST... Good to be back. And great to hear from all of you.
Stream is on, downloads are up, podcasts were sent (whether they reach anyone is still a question).
Trivia question: More than 50% of all Americans age 18-24 can't find this on a map. What? New
York (state). Talk to you next week.
FRIDAY JUNE 16, 2017 5:30 PM MST... No live show tonight. Sorry about that. Hope to talk with
you next Friday at 7 PM MST. Thanks.
FRIDAY June 9, 2017 9:00 PM Mountain STANDARD Time. These structures have been located
in other parts of the world for many centuries, but the first time one was built in America was in the
1930s. What was it. A mosque. In the 1870s, Muslim immigrants began coming to Cedar Rapids,
Iowa to farm. In 1934, they built what would become the Mother Mosque of America there. It is
now a museum of the history of Islam culture in Iowa. (Disclaimers: Some sources say 1929, North
Dakota for the first American mosque. Beats me, I wasn’t there.) Downloads are up, podcasts are
out, stream is on, and I’m gone til next Friday at 7 MST (the same as PDT).
FRIDAY June 2, 2017 9:00 PM Mountain STANDARD Time. Downloads are up, podcasts are out,
stream is on, and I’m gone til next Friday at 7 MST (the same as PDT). Trivia Question: These are
pretty much a staple in our lives, but it wasn’t until almost 1940 that one was for widely available for
sale. Actually, two of them were available. Each one cost 25 cents. One what? paperback book.
Pocket books released Lost Horizon by James Hilton and The Good Earth by Pearl Buck in 1939.
The first paper back to sell a million copies came out a year later in 1940: Dale Carnegie’s How To
Win Friends And Influence People.
FRIDAY May 26, 2017 10:00 PM Mountain STANDARD Time. Everyone reads Playboy for the
articles, so it’s only fitting that the Playmates answer a series of questions. Their answers vary, but
when it comes to their favorite books, two are tied for the most amount of mentions. Name one:
The Prophet, and Gone With The Wind. Downoads are up. Stream is on. Happy Memorial Day. I’m
gone til next Friday at 7 MST (the same as PDT).
FRIDAY May 19, 2017 8:00 PM Mountain STANDARD Time. Short show tonight. Battling some
medical issues, and they’re winning at the moment. But there’s always next week. Per capita,
more adults do this in Minneapolis than any other US city. 38% of them, to be exact. Do what? Go
fishing. And unlike Saddam Hussein who used grenades, these people stick with traditional rods
and reels. Downloads are up, podcasts are out (for those of you who can get them— making them
accessible for everyone is on my long range to-do list), stream is on, and I’m gone til next Friday at
7 MST (the same as PDT).
FRIDAY May 12, 2017 10:00 PM Mountain STANDARD Time. This happens all the time, but it
most often happens in January, and least often happens in September. What? Death. According to
the National Center for Health Sciences, 9.5% of all deaths happen in January, 7.7% in September.
After January, you’re most likely to die in March, December and February. It’s assumed that winter
months are risker due to the cold weather and higher influenza and pneumonia. Some experts
think January deaths are attributable to wanting to live through the holidays. No one but the grim
reaper knows for sure. Downloads are up, podcasts are out (for those of you who can get them—
making them accessible for everyone is on my long range to-do list), stream is on, and I’m gone til
next Friday at 7 MST (the same as PDT).
FRIDAY CINCO DE MAYO, 2017 10:00 PM Mountain STANDARD Time. According to a survey
conducted by Carvel Ice Cream in the 1990s, 75% of all women do this every year. But only 17%
of all men do it. Do what? (Hint: It has nothing to do with ice cream.) Make Birthday wishes.
Only 2% of adults, but over 50% of kids, wish for something for someone else. The most popular
wish of adult women was spending more time with their husbands. The most popular wish of adult
men was for a better golf game— more time with their wives ranked 23rd.
Downloads not up, Stream from last week, but nevertheless, until next week, I’m gone. Lying down
as soon as I hit send. But I expect I’ll be back next Friday night at 7 pm Mountain. And I might be
motivated to get a replay of this just ended show before that. If so I'll let you know on this page.
FRIDAY APRIL 28, 2017 10:00 PM Mountain STANDARD Time. Billboards are everywhere these
days, but 1984 was the first time the side of this was used for a billboard. Side of what? A Cow. A
farmer from Canada sold space on the sides of his Jersey cows. Price? $500 a year. These days
European farmers are not shy in offering stenciled ads on the sides of their herds.. most popular
sponsors? .. radio stations and ice cream. Downloads up, Stream on, I’m gone. But I expect I’ll be
back next Friday night at 7 pm Mountain. Talk to you then.
FRIDAY APRIL 21, 2017 10:00 PM Mountain STANDARD Time. In 2003, at a meeting of the
Society for Consumer Psychology, a research study on the songs or jingles most often stuck in
people’s heads was presented. 74% of the respondents said it was songs. 15% said it was a jingle.
#5 was The Lion Sleeps Tonight, #4 was the Mission Impossible Theme, #3 was the Kit Kat jingle,
“Gimme a break…” What was #2 or #1… #2 was “We Will Rock You” by Queen and #1 was
“Who Let The Dogs Out” by Baha Men. Downloads up, Stream on, I’m gone. But I expect I’ll be
back next Friday night at 7 pm Mountain. Talk to you then.
FRIDAY APRIL 14, 2017 10:00 PM Mountain STANDARD Time. If you missed the first hour, you
catalog with something you’ve probably got to have.) Check out his documentary on The Seeds, at
PushinTooHard.com. In hour 2, we played trivia: On any given day, the odds are 1 in 4 that
someone in America does this. Does what? Eats at a fast food restaurant. Downloads up, Stream
on, I’m gone til next week at 7 PM Mountain Standard (which is the same as Pacific Daylight).
FRIDAY APRIL 7, 2017 9:30 PM Mountain STANDARD Time. The oldest person in the world to do
this, did it at 91 years old in America in 2003. Did what? Rob a bank. Red Roundtree handed a
teller a note in an Abilene Texas bank in August 2003. Once the teller determined he was serious,
she gave him $2,000. Downloads up, stream on. I’m gone.
FRIDAY MARCH 31, 2017 9:30 PM Mountain STANDARD Time. There are 10 million of these in
China— that may sound like a lot but there are over 200 million of them in America. What are they?
cars. There are slightly more cars than people in America while China’s 10 million cars are spread
out across 1.3 billion people. Downloads up, Stream on. I’m gone— til next Friday night, 7 PM
FRIDAY MARCH 24, 2017 9:30 PM Mountain STANDARD Time. 1988 was the first time a tax
form was filed with this deduction. The IRS disallowed it, but after many appeals, in 1994,the ruling
was that, pending a few specifics, this was definitely an allowable expense. What was deducted?
Breast Implants. Chesty Love (real name Cynthia Hess), a Wisconsin stripper successfully argued
that increasing her breasts to a 56FF increased her income and therefore was a business expense.
The court concurred saying they couldn’t find any other personal benefit for the breasts which were
10 pounds each. Downloads are up. Stream is on. Podcasts are out (but whether anyone
receives them is still up for grabs— I’ll put it on the distant to do list). Talk to you next week.
FRIDAY MARCH 17, 2017 9:30 PM Mountain STANDARD Time. You can find these anywhere in
the world, but the oldest one still in existence dates back to 1745 in Bethlehem, PA. There are less
of them today than 20 years ago. What are they? Book stores Moravian Book Shop in
Bethlehem, operated by the Moravian Church is the oldest. Downloads are up, podcasts are out
(though I’m not sure if anyone receives them anymore— it’s on the to do list. Apologies to the guy
in Canada who hopes in vain that it’ll move further up that list quickly), stream is on and I’m gone til
FRIDAY MARCH 10, 2017 9:30 PM The odds are 1 in 5 that you have a close friend or family
member obsessed with this. With what? Germs. Daylight Savings Time happens Sunday—
everywhere but here. So as of next Friday, we’ll be live at 10 PM Eastern, 7PM Pacific. Downloads
are up, Podcasts are out, Stream is on, And I’m gone, til next Friday at an hour later, thanks to
FRIDAY MARCH 3, 2017 9:15 PM MT... We've just established I have no idea what time it is.
Particularly with regard to when this show is on. It's off now. But it will be on again next Friday at 7
PM Mountaint Time. Do not get used to that becasue Dalight Savigs will happen everywhere but
here. So for this coming Friday, the show will be on at 9PM Eastern / 6 PM Pacific. After that (until
next fall) it'll be on at 10 PM Eastern / 7 PM Pacific. Make a note of it. God knows, I should.
Kimberly in Kansas City passed along a great link. You're probably aware of Unity and the host of
publications under their umbrella. It dates back to 1889 when Charles Fillmore and his wife Mildred
formed an organization in Minnesota around the New Thought movement. Whether you view it as
spirituality, enlightenment or just self-motivation,there's an exhaustive list of publications
surrounding the genre. If you're blind, accessing the material is challenging-- but not anymore.
Unity as transformed hundreds of titles into braille and audio. (You've got to have the necessary
equipment but if you're blind, no doubt you do.) Go to Unity.org/braille and see the treasure trove
Now for that trivia question... It’s standard on today’s houses and has been for quite some time, but
the first time a home was sold with this was 1853. The next time after that was 1869. Sold with
what? A front lawn. Suburban houses in Llewellyn Park, NJ had front lawns in 1853. Today the New
York City close-in suburb, 12 miles from Manhattan, is a gated upscale community. In 1869,
homes in Riverside, Illinois (suburban Chicago, near the Brookfield Zoo) included front lawns.
Downloads up, Podcasts out, Stream on, And I’m gone, til next Friday at 7 PM where I am sitting.
FRIDAY FEBRUARY 24, 2017 6:00 PM MT… No show tonight. Sorry for the short notice. I
waited until the last minute as I was hoping my body would cooperate, but not tonight it won’t.
Hopefully it’s a date next Friday night at 7 mountain time. Thanks for your understanding.
FRIDAY FEBRUARY 17, 2017 9:30 PM Research labs are getting more expensive all the time.
Starting one can run over a million dollars, but even so called consumables are costly. In medical
research for instance, body parts have to be acquired. What is the most expensive body part to buy
(from cadavers, not the living)? Skin, at $1,000 per square foot. Knees run abut $650, heads
$500— a full torso will set you back $5,000 but that’s comprised of several body parts…
Downloads up, Podcasts out, Stream on, and I’ll talk to you next Friday at 7 MT.
FRIDAY FEBRUARY 10, 2017 9:30 PM At the turn of the last century, what passed for medical
care had some odd solutions. For instance, at the end of the 100s, the well-respected Merck
manual, said this was a the preferred treatment for asthma. What? Cigarettes — better than the
treatment for acne which was arsenic. Downloads are up, podcasts are out, stream is on, and I’m
gone til next Friday at 7 PM Mountain Time.
FRIDAY FEBRUARY 3, 2017 9:30 PM Trivia question? The average American does this 16 times
a year. Blind Americans however, do it 20 times a year. Do what? Read a book. These figures
come from a Gallup Poll and the National Library Service for the Blind. Gallup finds that 83% of
Americans claim to have read at least half of one book within one year. 10% claim to have read
more than 50— (I don’t know if romance novels count), and 5% claim over 100. Do comics count?
No word on qualifiers for what constitutes a book. Podcasts are out, downloads are up, stream is
on, and I’m elsewhere until next Friday night at 7 (mountain).
FRIDAY JANUARY 27, 2017 9:30 PM MT... We held the trivia question from last week, and got a
winner (not that there’s a prize, other than pride in winning, which goes to RJ). Until 1968, women
were not allowed to work at this well known company. (This excludes the usual clerical positions
and such.) Which one? McDonald’s. Corporate felt that women employees would attract young
men who would be hanging around the parking lot. The rule was unwritten, but enforced. In the
latter ‘60s, a franchisee in Elkhart, Indiana couldn’t find male workers, so they hired the wife of a
local preacher. When corporate found out they threatened pull the franchise unless she was fired.
The franchisee refused and eventually McDonald’s backed down and in 1968, McDonald’s formally
rescinded the informal ban. Downloads are up, podcasts are out, stream is on, and I’ll talk to you
next Friday at 7:00 Mountain Time.
FRIDAY JANUARY 20, 2017 9:30 PM MT… holding the trivia question over for a week… and if
you’re wondering what it was, you’ll just have to listen next Friday night at 7 PM (Mountain Time)
Podcasts out, downloads up, stream is on, I’m gone— til next time.
FRIDAY JANUARY 13, 2017 9:30 PM MT… Women all over the world have been doing this since
the 1800s— most women anywhere today do it every day… but in Japan, most women didn’t do it
prior to 1932. Do What? Wear underwear. A Tokyo department store fire on December 16,1932
caused over a dozen deaths of women who refused to climb down rescue ropes for fear their bare
bottoms underneath their kimonos would be exposed. We made it through the night without even
mentioning that it was Friday the 13th, but it’s over now. Never told you Mercury was retrograde,
but it’s been direct since January 8th (and will be back to its pre-retrograde position in the 28th).
Sorry for the delay in getting last week’s download up (along with the update on this page). But
everything should be where it should be now. Podcasts out, downloads up, stream on… Talk to you
next Friday at 7 MT (6 PT / 9 ET —610-640-6400)
FRIDAY JANUARY 6, 2017 9:30 PM MT… Most of us are faced with this every day, and we don’t
like it. The first time anyone anywhere ever had to deal with it was 1978. Deal with what? An
unsolicited mass email… May 3, 1978.. Gary Thuerk, a marketing guy from DEC (Digital Equipment
Corp.) sent a mass email to 600 ArpaNet users touting an upcoming event where DECs newest
computer would be unveiled. Podcasts are out, downloads are up, stream is on, and I’ll be back
next Friday at 7 PM MT (9 PM ET / 6 PM PT).
NEW YEAR'S NIGHT 2017 9:30 PM MT... Spent a couple hours on the phone with Val Shively.
As far as I'm concerned, my new year started off just right. Hope you enjoyed it. This concludes
the 2016 edition of The Rollye James Show's I Hate The Holidays Club. Podcast out, download
up, stream on, and I'll talk to you live Friday evening at 7 PM Mountain TIme.
NEW YEAR'S EVE 2016 9:15 PM MT… Bottom line— here’s hoping that 2017 is the year we’ve
all been waitin’ for! The Rollye James Show’s I Hate The Holiday’s Club will have its final meeting
tomorrow night (Sunday) 7 PM MT (9 PM ET / 6 PM PT). Please join us. Better yet, call.
610-640-6400. Trivia question? The first time a woman was allowed to do this in America was in
1992. Do What? Play in an NHL game. (Manon Rheaume for the Tampa Bay Lightening against
the St. Louis blues.) Podcasts out, downloads up, stream on, and I’ll talk to you in about 20 hours.
FRIDAY DECEMBER 30, 2016 5:00 PM MT... No show tonight because we'll be live for the final
two shows of the 2016 edition of The Rollye James Show's I Hate The Holidays Club. That would
be tomorrow night (New Year's Eve) and Sunday night (New Year's Night) after which it will be over
til next Thanksgiving. Talk to you tomorrow night. (I hope) 7 PM Mountain Time (9 PM ET / 6 PM
SUNDAY DECEMBER 25, 2016 9:30 PM MT... Great, as it always is, to spend a couple hours with
We'll be live again on New Year's Eve and New Year's Night (the last two meetings of The Rollye
James Show's I Hate The Holidays Club) next Saturday and Sunday. (Same time, 7 PM MT.) If you
missed last nigh's show, you won't find it on the replay now (the show with Steve Bryant will play
until the next live show) but you can still download it. (Click on downloads above.)
SATURDAY DECEMBER 24, 2016 4:30 PM MT... I am currently sitting in the dark as Globe-Miami
has a widespread power outage. APS (our electricity provider) has not yet identified the problem
that has taken out four substations. I am writing this on generator power (my own). I'm shutting
down all the non-essentials now, and am planning to do the show in three hours. But I wanted to
post a message while I still could in case I'm unable to connect later. The weak link in this equation
is the broadband provider and if they go down i'm toast. (We're in the process of cementing a
dedicated connection from someone other than CableNone but for now I'm at their mercy.) Hope to
talk with you soon, but if you don't hear me, you'll know why. Three hours is a good amount of lead
time for APS to fix this.I'll keep my finger's crossed.
FRIDAY DECEMBER 23, 2016 5:30 PM MT... No show tonight, but back to back live shows
tomorrow (Saturday 12/24) and Christmas night. We'll talk with Steve Bryant again this year on
Christmas night, and that's alwys fun. If you're a holiday hater, or are saying ho ho hum about now,
we'll keep you company and take your calls. The Rollye James' I Hate The Holidays Club meeting
comes to order tomorrow and Sunday night at 7 PM MT (9 PM ET, 6 PM PT). Talk to you then!
FRIDAY DECEMBER 16, 2016 9:30PM MT... Triva question from tonight: One out of three
Americans believe this about themselves (clue, it has nothnig to do with physical attributes-- it's all
mental). Believe what? That they have a great idea for an invention. (This explains all the late
night 'invent help' commercials.) Downloads are up, Stream is on, Podcasts are out.
Holiday Schedule: In keeping with The Rollye James' I Hate The Holiday's Club, we'll have live
Shows on Christmas Eve (Saturday night) and Chrsitmas Night (Sunday night). No show next
KJAA has switched formats. Calling it a work in progress is a major understatement. But at least
you won't hear Neil Diamond, Chicago or any of the usual oldies mulch. As I type, Jimmy Norman's
"I Don't Love You No More" is playing. Listen here.
THANK YOU for all your prayers and kind words. What I have is chronic, not acute, and I plan to
keep it that way. Talk to you next week.
FRIDAY DECEMBER 16, 2016 2:30 PM MT... Live show in 4 1/2 hours 9 PM ET / 6 PM PT. Talk
to you then. (Apologies for the site being interimmitently down-- DNS issues. Hpefully fixed. If not,
I'm writing to myself. But the stream is unrelated, so you'll be hearing me, even if you're not reading
FRIDAY DECEMBER 9, 2016 12:30 AM MT... No show tonight. I'm really sorry about this. I won't
belabor it other than to say, if I could, I would. And hopefully I will next Friday.
Friday December 2, 2016 9:30 PM Board games are a $400 million dollar a year industry in the
United States. (most of it goes to Utah, at least from my experience). As of a decade ago, it’s no
surprise that the biggest selling board game of all time was Trivial Pursuit— it sold over a million
copies in 2002 alone. But what was number 2? Cranium. (Monopoly was #3, Scrabble #4 and
rounding out the top five was “The Game Of Life”.)
THANKSGIVING 2016… 9:15 PM Mountain Time… I'm most thankful that I don't have to hear
anything associated with #6 or #9 on this year's version of the World's Worst Hit Records. Here's
how you voted:
10 Relax - Frankie Goes To Hollywood
9 Christopher Cross - Sailing
8 Bad Blood - Neil Sedaka
7 Don't Think Twice - Wonder Who
6 My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
5 Ebony Eyes - Everly Brothers
4 Honey - Bobby Goldsboro
3 Gimme Dat Ding - Pipkins
2 Brand New Key - Melanie
1 Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
We got lots of email votes. Thanks to all of you- for the long lists: Bob, David, Dennis & Linda, Ed,
Gayle, Joan, Pam, Rob, and the four or five people who wrote anonymously… not to mention the
many people who sent in just a few votes. I have no idea if that many people even listen to this
show, but who can resist casting a vote in November for something? Plus Soroya, Kimberly, Bob,
Richard, Dave and all of you who called in while we were live. Your vote counted.
The Rollye James' I Hate The Holiday's Club is now in session. We'll have weekly meetings on
Friday at 7 PM MT. So if it's HO HO HUM or worse, this is the place. Talk to youa week from
FRIDAY NOVEMBER 18, 2016 9:30 PM Holdover question from last week regarding the World’s
Worst Hit Records. We’ve been doing it for decades, but we’re not alone. in fact when VH1
debuted in 1985, they did their own poll. We’re assuming it’s in-house bur regardless, they
considered this the world’s worst hit of all time. What is it? We Built This City by Starship. It was
the debut record for that incarnation of Jefferson Airplane and it went to #1 on Billboard in
Speaking of the World’s Worst Hit Records, voting continues for a few days. Remember, they’ve
got to be hits— any genre, any decade. Vote until this coming Wednesday night, the day before
Thanksgiving by email here. Thanksgiving night, the night of turkeys, I’ll be live playing them back
live— take it as a threat or a promise. Podcasts are out, downloads are up, stream is on— and until
Thanksgiving I’m gone. But you find yourself wanting to escape the holiday, tune it at 7 PM MST (9
PM ET / 6 PM PT) and I’ll keep you company.
FRIDAY NOVEMBER 11, 2016 9:00 PM We’ve been doing the annual poll of the world’s worst hit
records since the mid 80s— but so have a lot of other sources... many music publications, writers—
most notably Dave Barry— and even TV networks have gotten in on it. Speaking of the latter, when
VH1 debuted in 1985, they did their own poll— most likely in-house only, and most definitely
unscientific. Never the less, VH1 declared this song as the worst hit record ever. What is it? Turns
out we had a short show (too many people forgetting that we don't have daylight savings time in
Arizona so everyone else in the country started hearing us an hour earlier this week), so we'll hold it
over for next week, when hopefully you'll listen live-- at 9 PM ET / 6 PM PT.
Speaking of the World’s Worst Hit Records, the voting continues. Remember, they’ve got to be
hits— any genre, any decade. Vote until the day before Thanksgiving, on the show (610-640-6400)
or by email here. Thanksgiving night, the night of turkeys, we’ll be live playing them back— take it
as a threat or a promise. Podcasts are out, downloads are up, stream is on— and until next Friday,
FRIDAY NOVEMBER 4, 2016 9:30 PM In 1980, for the first time ever a Rhode Island public
school student was allowed to do this. He had to take the matter to court, but he won, to the
dismay of school and police officials. The result was he was allowed to do what? Aaron Fricke was
allowed to take a same sex date to his senior prom. The school said no. The courts said, any date
of your choosing. (Here’s a wiki article on it.) Voting on the annual poll of the World’s Worst Hit
Records continues. Only qualification is it’s got to be a hit— any genre, any decade. Vote during
the show, or by email here. Podcasts are out, downloads are up, stream is on— and until
(hopefully) next Friday, I’m gone. DON’T FORGET: Daylight savings time goes off this weekend
which means that unless you’re in Arizona, the show will start an hour earlier effective next week.
As they say in telephone-speak, ‘please make a note of it.’
FRIDAY OCTOBER 28, 2016 9:30 PM After leaving the White House, Abe Lincoln did this more
often than any other president. Did what? Haunted the White House. Among those who professed
to see him in, of course, the Lincoln bedroom, were Winston Churchill, Harry Truman and Maureen
Reagan. Halloween’s on Monday, so it’s started… the voting on the annual poll of the World’s
Worst Hit Records. Only qualification is it’s got to be a hit— any genre, any decade. Vote during
the show (Friday nights at 7 PM MST, which right now is the same as Pacific Daylight), or by email
here. Podcasts are out, downloads are up, stream is on— and until (hopefully) next Friday, I’m
FRIDAY OCTOBER 21, 2016 9:30 PM In New York City, rat bites have been a problem. But
statistically, New Yorkers are over 10 times more likely to be bitten by this than a rat. Bitten by
what? A resident. Human bites are 11 times more frequently reported than rat bites in New York
City. Let’s hope this figure accounts for only the reporting, not the reality. Downloads are up.
Podcasts are out. Stream is on (though it might take a bit before the stream starts.) And I’m gone.
As to when I’ll be back— probably next Friday, but after this week’s medical emergency, all bets are
off. We’ll keep the shows short, and I’m hoping to do them, but if not, I promise to find an intriguing
interview or two to play in my place.
FRIDAY OCTOBER 14, 2016 11:15 PM MST… Congratulations to Soroya for finishing book two!
Get a copy of Velvet Hammer: Book Two of the Joey Roxy Chronicles. Absolute free to Kindle
Unlimited customers (and soon if I heard it right, free to everyone). Not a Kindle Unlimited
customer, and don’t want to wait? It’s only $5 right now. Click here for all your options.
FRIDAY OCTOBER 14, 2016 9:30 PM Tucson has the cleanest. New York has the dirtiest.
Cleanest and dirtiest what? Office desks. New Yorkers eat at their desks. They’d probably do
better eating off their toilet seats. On average toilets seats have 50 bacteria per square inch. Office
desks have 21,000 per square inch. (Phone receivers are worse— 25,0000 bacteria per square
inch.) Why? People tend to use disinfectant on toilet seats regularly. Phones almost never.
Downloads are up, podcasts are out, stream is on, and until next Friday 7 PM Mountain Standard
Time, I’m gone.
FRIDAY OCTOBER 7, 2016 Some US generals used it to calm their nerves during World War 2.
British POWs in German camps used it to escape, but war or peacetime, for the last hundred years,
it’s mostly used by kids. What is it? Monopoly. General Eisenhower was said to be an avid
Monopoly player, supposedly playing the game hours before he led the invasion into North Africa.
As for escaping, it was British Intelligence officers in cahoots with the makers of the game to hide
maps, compasses and small saws under the Monopoly board for certain editions that were
distributed to those in prison camps by phony charities. One run, for instance had a thin silk map of
northern France under the Free Parking space. Podcasts are out, downloads are up, stream is on,
and I’m gone— ’till next Friday at 7 PM Mountain Standard Time.
FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 30, 2016 1:00 AM MT I am taking off tonight. But I'l be back next Friday
night at 7, looking forward to talking with you! The stream was delayed in starting this week, but it's
up and running now. Downloads from last week are also available. Talk to you next Friday.
RIDAY SEPTEMBER 23, 2016 9:30 PM The trivia question was a holder from last week— great
question (if I say so myself): This product was introduced in 1957. As of the year 2000, 40 million
had been sold in America. Loved by some, derided by many, and outlawed in several places, what
is it? Plastic Pink Flamingo Lawn Ornaments. (Bet you thought they were around way longer than
that, but plastic isn’t all that old— not that that explains it.) Downloads are up, podcasts are out (for
those of you who signed up a long time ago, since you can’t sign up right now), stream is on and
I’m gone till next Friday at 7 PM Mountain Standard Time-- or the Friday after that. Possible I'll skip
next week, but I'll give you plenty of notice to line up something better to do.
FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 16, 2016 9:30 PM We had a great trivia question tonight— and no one got
it, so we’ll save it for next week, giving you some time to think about it: This product was introduced
in 1957. As of the year 2000, 40 million had been sold in America. Loved by some, derided by
many, and outlawed in several places, what is it? Downloads are up, stream is on and I’m gone till
next Friday at 7 PM Mountain Standard Time.
FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 9, 2016 9:30 PM We’ll stick with spelling this week. Thousands of cities in
America, but which one is most often misspelled? Pittsburgh. I’ll be back next Friday night.
Downloads are up. Stream is on (took a while longer than I expected, sorry). Podcasts are gone
(and I’m not motivated to find out where). So until further notice download or stream, or better yet,
listen to the live show and call in!
FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 2, 2016 9:30 PM Spelling for most adults is apparently a difficult task. Even
very familiar words are mangled by a lot of us. We’ll ignore restaurateur, which isn’t an English
word anyway, and ask: What is the most misspelled word in the English language? Millennium.
Gotcha! We’ll do it again next Friday night. Until then, stream is on, downloads are up, podcasts
are sent (and I don’t know why you can’t get ‘em if you’re not already getting ‘em, but I’ll put that on
the infamous to-do list) and I’m gone.
FRIDAY AUGUST 26, 2016 9:30 PM Tonight’s trivia question was apparently easy. Congrats to
Soroya and Bob who knew instantly. Over 65% of all American adults can name the three Rice
Crispies characters. But less than 35% of Americans can name even one of these, and there are
three times as many of ‘em! One of what? Supreme Court Justices. Anthony Kennedy (since
1988), Clarence Thomas (since 1991), Ruth Bader Ginsburg (since 1993), Stephen Breyer (since
1994), Chief Justice John Roberts (since 2005), Samuel Alito (since 2006), Sonya Sotomayer
(since 2009), Elena Kagan (since 2010), and a vacancy due to the death of Antonin Scalia
(1986-2016). Podcast is out, dowlonad is up, stream is on, and I'm gone-- until next Friday at 7.
FRIDAY AUGUST 19, 2016 9:30 PM MST… Trivia: It dates back seemingly forever, but 1962 was
the peak year for this almost ubiquitous activity in America. It’s been downhill ever since. The
figure is almost half of what it was in 1962. What is it? Drinking coffee. In 1962, American’s on
average drank 3.12 cups a day. Now we drink less than 1.64 cups a day. Podcasts are out—
though I have heard that it’s no longer possible to subscribe from the link on the podcasting page.
I’ll work on that. Meanwhile, download it, or listen to the stream. And we’ll talk next Friday at 7
(Mountain Standard). Thanks!
FRIDAY AUGUST 12, 2016 9:30 PM MST… Thanks to CableNone, the local broadband provider, it
was an interesting show. Apologies to Kimberly who may still be lost in telephone hell for all I know.
The trivia question was gotten instantly, and worse yet, as an aside. But to be honest, I’m not sure if
I’ve asked it before: From 1969 to 2004, the Philadelphia Flyers relied on this to win the game. It
was their Lucky Charm of sorts and who can argue with success. During that time, they had 67
wins, 17 losses and three ties. What was it? The playing of Kate Smith’s “God Bless America”
before every game. I can only hope that fans knew to show up late. Podcasts are out, downloads
are up, stream is on, and I’m gone—until next Friday night 7 PM Mountain Standard Time. (Same
as Pacific Daylight). 610-640-6400 is the call in number. I hope you’ll use it.
FRIDAY AUGUST 5, 2016 9:30 PM MST… There are over 105 million of these located in the
United States. Leaving one of them takes 32 seconds on average, but if someone is watching, the
average is 39 seconds. What are they? Parking spaces. Downloads are up, Podcasts are out,
Stream is on, and I’m long gone till next Friday at 7:00 PM Mountain Standard Time.
FRIDAY JULY 29, 2016 10:00 PM MST… Good to hear from all of you. Fortunately the weather
was with us and we got through a whole show (and then some). Downloads are up, PoasatMore
people in Nevada do this than any other state— more than 3 out of 5, fewer people in Alabama do
it— less than 1 in 20. Do what? Opt for cremation. Talk to you next week.
RIDAY JULY 29, 2016 6:15 PM MST.. There may or may not be a show or part of a show tonight.
Gila County, AZ is having severe thunderstorms and the power and internet is iffy. (We've got
generators everywhere but the location where I do this show. Of course CableNone doesn't have
them anywhere, near as I can tell, so it probably wouldn't matter.) I figure the fact that I'm giving
you this warning is insurance that it won't happen, so I expect to talk to you in about 45 minutes.
FRIDAY JULY 22, 2016 10:30 PM MST Several callers tonight. A wide variety of topics.
Congratulations The first time this two word phrase was used was in the 1790s in France. It’s
commonplace today, worldwide but it’s doubtful people will think it went back that far. What is it?
Plastic Surgery. Pierre-Jospeh Desault, a French anatomist and surgeon suggested using it for the
art of fixing facial deformities.
Congratulations to Kimberly on passing her braille exams. Not reading it— editing it, which isn’t as
easy as it sounds. Wait, it doesn’t sound easy at all. Good work! And congratulations to Soroya!
Her first novel “Velvet Heaven” is now also available as a hard copy. The July 1st post has the link
for those of you wanting to read it as a kindle. But if you prefer to hold it in your hands and read it as
a paper back, now you can, and it’s still eminently affordable. Click here for a copy.
Downloads are up, Podcasts are out, Stream is on, and, you got it, I’m gone. Talk to you next
Friday, 7 PM Mountain Standard Time.
FRIDAY JULY 15, 2016 9:10 PM MST… 17 million Americans fear this very common thing. What?
the number 13. Triskaidekaphobia sounds suspiciously like the fear of Richard Nixon (the original
Tricky Dick) but alas it’s fear of a numeral. The number 13 became unlucky because it was the
headcount at the last supper. The US Navy will not launch a ship on that date. Podcasts are out,
downloads are up, stream is on. Talk to you next Friday night at 7 Mountain Time.
FRIDAY JULY 8, 2016 10:15 PM MST… Downloads are up, Podcasts are out— and stream is on
though it might take awhile before today’s show is playing (instead of last week’s— long story,
probably take me longer to explain it than you’ll wait to hear the current show). As for that trivia
question: It didn’t take a team of sociologists to know that among ethnic groups and nationalities,
Jews tell the most jokes about themselves. The British like jokes about irony and social class.
Americans are obsessed with cleanliness, so jokes about being physically dirty are plentiful.
Germans enjoy toilet humor, according to sociologists because they’re potty trained earlier than
anyone else. But what nationality tells the fewest jokes, not only about themselves, but about
anything? The Japanese, according to sociology professor Dr. Christie Davis in “The Mirth of
Nations”. Talk to you next Friday night at 7 MST…
FRIDAY JULY 1, 2016 10:30 PM MST... Three hours of trivia and only one guess at our trivia
question? We'll hold it over for another week-- and you'll have to listen then to find out what it is.
Not much music, but a ton of sociology, which you might or might not find entertaining. The
podcasts are out, the downloads are up, the stream is on, and I'm gone-- for now.
FRIDAY JULY 1, 2016 6:30 PM MST... Soroya has published her first book! And you can get an
e-copy here. I'm sure she'll tell you more in about half an hour. We won't hear from Tim tonight.
He's baby sitting his automation (which shows more dedication than I'll ever have-- what could
posibly happen? Nobody dies from a few messed up oldies-- more messed up than they were
when they recorded them, that is.) Deaths this week? Sir Mack Rice and Soctty Moore. Talk to you
FRIDAY JUNE 24, 2016 10:00 PM MST… The podcasts are out, the downloads are up, the
stream is on. Amazing but true. As for that trivia question… 53% of adults say they do this every
night. What? The answer is not nearly as titillating as your guesses: Wake up to go to the
bathroom. Talk to you next week.
FRIDAY JUNE 17, 2016 10:00 PM MST… Wisconsin has the highest rate of this in America at
25%. Tennessee has the lowest rate at 7.4%. Rate of what? Binge Drinking. It’s defined as five
or more drinks in quick succession. Among cities, San Antonio, Texas has the highest drinking rate
at just under 24%. Downloads? Podcasts? Stream? Not this week. And for a change, not of my
own fault. Well, at least not directly. Unbeknownst to me, the recording stopped 20 minutes after
the show began because the drive was full. The drive was full because I didn't empty the trash in,
well, never. Not for a few years anyway. It's a big drive. So I have now dutifully emptied the trash
and stand ready to record every dulcid tone next week. Too bad, too. It was a good show. Of
course they keep getting better and better when you have no reference to actually hear them again.
Oh well, talk to you next Friday night at 7 MST.
FRIDAY JUNE 10, 2016 10:00 PM MST… Wisconsin has the highest rate of this in America at
25%. Tennessee has the lowest rate at 7.4%. Rate of what? Well if you have utterly no idea,
you’re in luck. I forgot to give out the answer, so we’ll hold it over for next week and see if you come
up with a winner. Not that there’s a prize or anything, but bragging rights are always fun.
Meanwhile, downloads are up, podcasts are out, and stream will be on as soon as I can upload it.
Talk to you next Friday night at 7 MST!
THURSDAY JUNE 9, 2016 6:00 PM MST... So you see what happened was.... (all good stories
start out that way, don't they?)... Donna wrote to let me know our Amazon link wasn't working. More
than that, it wasn't there. In the process of investigating where it might have gone (and why it left),
I realized it would be easier to reconstruct the site. Yeah it was that bad-- the site was created in
three different programs over as many years with no thought toward integration (not to mention that
it was hosted on two urelated servers, which it still is for now). But I haven't found the time to do
that. So today I stopped what I was doing (something close to nothing but different from the day
before to quote Prince) and created this temporary home page with a promise to you to work on it
as time allows. Until then, with any luck, the Amazon link to your right is visible and working.
FRIDAY JUNE 3, 2016 10:00 PM MST… We spent the first hour tonight with the legendary Charlie
Gracie. A link to his must-read book is in the post below this one. But you’ve also got to check out
terrific, and you’ll really want to hear his duet with Dee Dee Sharp, “Just A Closer Walk With Thee”.
We’re holding over tonight’s trivia question and will start with it next Friday. Talk to you then.
Downloads are up, Podcasts are out, I'm working on the stream right now, which should be
available by the time you read this.
FRIDAY JUNE 3, 2016 12:01AM MST… In the first hour tonight (10 PM ET / 7 PM PT) we’re talking
with my friend Charlie Gracie. He recently turned 80 (something I can’t wrap my mind around—
seems like only a couple years ago that he was recording for Cameo Records. Make that about 60
years ago now). Everybody including Paul McCartney shared their affection. (You’ll hear Paul’s bit
With the help of noted writer John A. Jackson (Bandstand, Philadelphia Soul, etc), Charlie finally
you won’t stop reading for days. Check out CharlieGracie.com too. We’ll take your calls and have
some fun. It’s gonna be Fabulous!
FRIDAY MAY 27, 2016 Downloads up, Podcasts out, Stream on, Trivia answered: Most people in
America can claim this. More people in New Hampshire— 92%— can claim it than in any other US
state. Fewer people in Texas— 77% can claim it, fewer than in any other US state. Claim what?
They graduated high school. I’ll talk to you next Friday at 7 PM Mountain Standard Time.
FRIDAY MAY 20, 2016 10:30 PM MST… Trivia question: Per capita, Mongolia has more of these
than any other country in the world. Oklahoma has more, per capita, than any other state in the US.
More of what? Horses. Mongolia has 1 per every resident, Oklahoma has 1 per every 12 residents.
1 per every 46 residents in Oklahoma is a horse owner. Downloads are up, Podcasts are out,
Stream is on and I’m gone. Talk to you next Friday at 7 PM MST.
FRIDAY THE 13th of MAY, 2015 9:30 PM MST… Last week we talked about haunted houses. 46
states have laws that say a seller must disclose the presence of ghosts— four do not. Name two of
them: New York, Massachusetts, Virginia and Maryland. Podcasts are out, Downloads are up,
Stream is on and I’m gone ’till next Friday evening at 7 MST. Talk to you then.
FRIDAY MAY 6, 2016 10:30 PM MST… Here’s something novel… replays. I actually taped the
show. (Again sorry about last week.) Podcasts are out. Downloads are up. Stream is on. Now about
that trivia question— which I remembered to ask this week. In The US, most of these are found in
California than anywhere else. But that’s still only 274 of them. Virginia comes in second with 141 of
them. Pennsylvania with 99 is third. New York with 92 is fourth and Texas rounds out the top 5 with
73 of them. Of what? Haunted Houses. Talk to you next week 7 PM MST (10 ET / 7 PT).
FRIDAY APRIL 29, 2016 10:00 PM... Podcasts are not out, downloads are not up, stream is on, but
it's last week's show. Yes, I forgot to tape tonight's program-- but I also forgot to ask the trivia
question (got on late, more interested in my toasted ravioli and coke). Apologies with amends to
come next Friday night.
FRIDAY APRIL 22, 2016 9:30 PM MST… Podcasts are out, Downloads are up, Stream is On and
I’m gone. So is tonight’s trivia question, which was easily answered by Uncle Duke: As of 2001,
3,978 US government employees were authorized to do this. Do what? Stamp a document as “Top
Secret”. Talk to you next Friday 10 ET / 7 PT.
FRIDAY APRIL 15, 2016 9:30 PM MST… Kimberly aced the trivia question: The first member of
congress to ever announce this, did so in 1983. Announced what? That he was gay. Gerry Studs
D-Mass was the first openly gay member of congress. But what was more eye raising was his
conduct years earlier. He was censured for admitting to a an affair with a 17 year old page (age of
consent in DC is 16, but still considered inappropriate due to their vastly different status). Stream is
on, downloads are out, podcasts are up and I’m gone— till next Friday.. remember that’s 7 PM
Mountain STANDARD Time— 10 PM ET, 7 PM PT.
FRIDAY APRIL 8, 2016 9:40 PM MST… Stream’s on, Downloads are up, Podcasts are out, and
Trivia is hereby answered: McDonald’s golden arches are the second most recognizable symbol in
the world. What’s the first? The five rings of the Olympic Games (according to John Vidal in the
book McLibel). Talk to you next Friday, 7 PM Mountain Standard Time here in Arizona.
FRIDAY APRIL 1, 2016 9:00 PM MT… We got through the show, which is an accomplishment in
and of itself. Feeling much better than last week, but positive comparison to last week’s yardstick
would include pretty much anyone still breathing. Los Angeles police officers spend approximately
15% of their on duty time doing this. Doing what? Responding to false burglar alarm calls. The
department gets about 106,000 a year, 95% of which are false. Podcasts are out, downloads are
up, stream is on and I’m gone till next Friday— Mountain Standard Time. (That’s 10 PM ET, 7 PM
FRIDAY MARCH 25, 2016 7:00 PM MST… Writing this before the show as I’m not sure I’ll be well
enough to post it afterwards. Food poisoning. Since Monday night. Awful. So… the trivia question
(assuming I get through the show long enough to ask): According to one extensive research study,
Rio de Janeiro is the kindest city in the world. Kuala Lumpur is the least kind- followed fairly closely
by New York City. The researchers then turned their attention exclusively to America. Picking 36
cities at random, they conducted the same research. What city did they determine is the kindest in
the USA? Rochester, NY. The study, which took place in 2003, included the percentage of people
who would give inadvertently dropped pens back to their owner, whether a man with an injured leg
would get help picking up a dropped magazine, and whether a blind person would get assistance in
crossing a busy street. If you’re reading this, podcasts are out, downloads are up, replays are
streaming and I’m praying’ to die. It’s actually better than it was a couple days ago, but that’s little
consolation right now. Don’t forget about Daylight Savings Time— it probably means we’re on an
hour later than you’re used to hearing us— unless you’re in Arizona, then all is as usual. Talk to you
next week. Now there’s confidence, given my precarious state.
FRIDAY MARCH 18, 2016 10:00 PM MST Trivia question? If you’re an American adult, the odds are
1 in 4 that you’ve got one. More people in Seattle have them than in any other state, almost half of
them— 48.8%, have one. Have one what? A bachelor’s degree. Census figures show that 25.9% of
Americans over 25 have a bachelors degree or higher. Podcasts are out, downloads are up, stream
is on, and I’m gone till next Friday. Daylight savings reminder. Arizona doesn’t have it. So the show
is probably on an hour later than it has been. That’s 7PM Mountain Standard Time, meaning the
show is on at 10 on the East Coast, 7 on the West Coast.
FRIDAY MARCH 11, 2016 In 1924 the New York Times declared that engaging in this was a sign of
“Temporary Madness” as it was nothing more than a “primitive sort of mental exercise”. Engaging in
what? Filling out Crossword puzzles. Rather ironic, no? They bemoaned crosswords’ popularity
coming right after the fad of mahjong, causing people to pay exorbitant rates for sets and tiles.
Podcasts are out, downloads are up, stream is on and now I’m gone… Don’t forget, Arizona doesn’t
have daylight savings time— so next week, if you’re anywhere else, the show will start an hour later
. 10 PM ET, 9 PM CT, 8 PM MT and 7 PM PT. Talk to you then!
FRIDAY MARCH 4, 2016 8:10 PM MT... We planned, God laughed. Don't expect a podcast or
replay because there was no show. There was no show because there were no phones. There
were no phones because... no, that's far to embarrassing to admit. Let's just call it operator error. I
wasn't the operator (nor was Jon) but what went wrong was right in front of us, so we should have
been able to track it down quickly, even if it wasn't of our doing. I could elaborate but I won't. I was
back in business 45 minutes later, but too late to expect anyone to be hanging out "just in case". So
on to next week. But before I go, I want to mention someone who is gone: John Rook.
It pains me to report his passing, but his pain is now over, and for that I'm grateful. John was a good
friend for many years and I'll miss everything about him. Thinking of him will always make me smile.
But I mention it as it's also a big loss for radio. John programmed KQV in Pittsburgh to stunning
results that caused ABC to promote him to program director of WLS where he was from about 1965
through 1969. Everyone in the business is familiar with his reign there-- it was nothing short of a
phenomenon. The amount of people who got into radio because of WLS is huge- including one
Rush Limbaugh who used to listen to Larry Lujack (a Rook hire on both WLS and WCFL, which
he consulted after leaving WLS causing people to wonder if he was sane, trying to topple his own
handiwork but the results were predictably Rook-- he exceeded everyone's expectations).
It's been about a month since we talked but I want to share part of the conversation-- John was
complainin' (as only he could) that the press on him always played up WLS, but rarely mentioned
KFI (in Los Angeles which he programmed for years from the '70s into the '80s). Given the time
frame, and KFI's less than noteworthy track record, he felt what he was able to accomlish there was
actually more of a feat than 'LS. "And no one ever mentions it!" he almost wailed. I promised I'd go
in and edit his wiki page-- eventually. Now that his obit is everywhere, I haven't had a chance to see
how KFI is positioned, but John-- wherever you are, I hope you're reading this, knowing I set the
One caveat: I tend to agree with those who highlight WLS, and I wish more folks knew what an
unlikely whirlwind he was in Pittsburgh, but probably most of all I recall Rook, as "Johnny Rowe"
filing in in both morning and afternoon drive on WABC in New York when the jocks there walked out
I wrote about John in my book, but if you haven't read it, he's a prime example of winning every
battle and losing the war. He had a chain of small market stations that Clear Channel wanted to add
to their holdings. When he wouldn't sell, they undercut him (offering fatally low commercial rates to
his sponsors) to the point that it was impossible for him to operate. The Justice Department
confirmed he had a case, but they informed him he'd have to fight it privately. (That should have
been a clue to what would come.) John's assets were well in the 7 figures, but dwarfed by Clear
Channel's in-house legal resources. They had no problem delaying, appealing and all manner of
depleting John's funds. So each battle he won brought him closer to not having the money to fight,
which was the ultimate outcome. Shakespeare was right. First kill all the lawyers. None of them
explained the difference between the battles and war, and the end result was John Rook, who
made so much money for so many people, had none of his own. The last decade has been very
And now it's rougher on his sister Dot. She and John lived together on their ranch in Coeur d'Alene.
With him gone, so goes what income he had. Frankly, it's a stretch for her to afford the cremation
bill. And it's a damn shame. But I'm hoping that enough of us who remember John fondly will kick in
a few bucks. Jason Rook, who was the light in John's eyes and a hugh help to both him and Dot,
has set up a GoFundMe accout. Even if you've only got a dollar, every one will add up. Here's a
I should mention that one of John's pet projects was his Hit Parade Hall of Fame. That will go on,
will keep you posted.
As Claude Hall says, "We come, we do, we go." I know John is in a much better place, and that's
the only thing that makes this easier to bear. RIP to our friend, John Rook.
FRIDAY FEBRUARY 26, 2016 10:45 PM MT… We got a correct answer on our trivia question:
Texas has the most of them in the USA— 229,000. Alaska has the least— 610. Most and least of
what? Farms. Podcasts are out. Downloads are up. Stream is on… and you guessed it: I’m gone.
Talk to you next Friday night at 7 PM Mountain Standard Time.
FRIDAY FEBRUARY 19, 2016 10:45 PM MT… Stream is on, Download is up, Podcast is out, and
I’m outta here— but not before answering today’s trivia question: This cause of death is all too
common now , but the first ever report of someone succumbing to this was in the mid 1890s in
Great Britain. Three years later the first victim in America died from it. From what? Automobile
accidents— more specifically being hit by a car. In 1896, Bridget Driscoll was run over on a London
street. In 1899, Henry Bliss was stepping off a Trolley car at 74th and Central Park West when he
was hit by a taxi.
FRIDAY FEBRUARY 12, 2016 9:40 MT…. Podcasts are out, downloads are up, stream is on, and
I’m gone.. but first the trivia question, in case you missed it: The Philadelphia Flyers hockey team
claimed that doing this before a game led to a disproportionate amount of wins from 1969 to 2004.
What was their lucky charm? Playing Kate Smith’s “God Bless America” before the games led to 67
wins in that time frame. It accounted for 17 losses and 3 ties. No word on whether it was worth it.
FRIDAY FEBRUARY 5, 2016 9:40 MT…. Trivia answer? First the question: It’s been widely reported
that the most intelligent dog is the Border Collie, followed by the Poodle and German Shepherd. But
what’s considered to be the least? Now the answer: The Bulldog, followed by Basenji, Afghan
Hound and Chow. Stanley Coren remarked that there’s probably furniture out there more trainable
Some links? Jon Gaunt’s Talk2MeRadio. And if you’re not up for the Super Bowl of football, how
about of radio? Air checks are duking it out Sunday 3 to 5 ET on KJSCRadio.com Podcast? Out.
Downloads? Up. Stream? On. And me? I’m gone. Talk to you live next Friday at 7 MT.
FRIDAY JANUARY 29, 2016 9:45 MT…. Podcasts are out, downloads are up, stream is on and
trivia question is answered. If you missed that last part: Countless hit movies were made in the 20th
century. Counting the curse words in those hit movies released before the year 2000, which movie
has the most profanity? Pulp Fiction is #1 with 411 curse words, released in 1994. South Park
Bigger Longer and Uncut from 1999 has the most profanity per minute, with 399 words in 80
minutes. Other notables include Scarface from 1984 with 299 curse words. Good Fellas from 1990
gets an honorable mention. It had 246 four letter F words alone. Talk to you next Friday.
FRIDAY JANUARY 22, 2016 10:15 MT…. Stream is on, downloads are up, podcasts are out, trivia
is answered: In 1910 only 9 people in America held this job. 100 years later, there are almost
14,000 doing it. Doing what? Working as a special agent for the FBI. And I’m gone, till next Friday at
7 PM MT
FRIDAY JANUARY 15, 2015 10:30 PM... Trivia question? The size of them went up, but the number
of them went down. Today they are three times as big on average, but we’ve got less than half the
number we had in 1950. Back then, there were 5.4 million of these in America. 50 years later, there
are 2.1 million of them. What are they? Farms. (It’s a somewhat nebulous statistic as the
government defines “farm” as an enterprise selling more than $1,000 in agricultural products a year.
6 out of 10 farms sell less than $10,000 worth of goods annually. The average size of a farm went
from 139 acres in 1910 to 441 acres today. And of course the biggest change is corporate farming.)
So you like internet streams— particularly those that play some goodies you never hear on the
radio? Rich Brother Robbin has one, and you can hear it here. But Rich Bro is like so may
micro-streamers in that he has no idea what he’ll do if the CRB doesn’t carve out a niche for small
webcasters. This problem amplifies the reality that there’s no money in this labor of love for what
are essentially hobbyists. And there’s a real possibility that guys like Rich Bro will have to hang up
his online headphones. That’s where you come in. There’s a donate button on
will make a difference. And what better way to spend your snack money than supporting the kind of
radio you don’t hear on the radio anymore?
Stream is on, downloads are up, podcasts are out, and as the clock strikes go, I’m gone until next
Friday at 7 (Mountain). Talk to you then!
FRIDAY JANUARY 8, 11:59 PM MT... Happy Birthday Val Shively! Trivia question? 20% of spouses
claim this is a stress in their marriage. What? Golf, according to Sports Illustrated. No word on
percentage of wives verses husbands on that statistic. Podcasts out, stream on, downloads up, I’m
gone— till next Friday night, 7 PM MT.
FRIDAY JANUARY 1, 2016 10:20 PM MT… So good to talk with Tribune Television President Sean
Compton about Johnny Carson’s debut on AntennaTV tonight. Hopefully you caught it. If not,
there’s always tomorrow, or any day thereafter. 366 days in 2016 with 366 different shows to
watch— complete shows, not clips. Find out more at AntennaTV.tv
We managed to get some trivia in too. And Mike knew the answer to tonight’s question: Fishing is
America’s oldest, and arguably favorite, pastime. But what American city boasts the highest
percentage of anglers? Minneapolis —with 38% of residents fishing, according to American
Demographics in 2003. Land of 10,000 lakes and all— "all" being 10 million mosquitos.
The Rollye James’ I Hate The Holidays Club is now officially closed. You made it through another
year! We’ll reopen next year on Thanksgiving— but lots of shows between now and then. Every
Friday at 9 PM ET/ 6 PM PT (until Daylight Savings Time anyway).
Downloads are up. Podcasts are out. Stream is on. And I'll talk to you live next Friday.